Jabberwocky Appreciators Pillows

" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"He was a sea rescue."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

65 Million Years Ago

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

The Pink Bantha

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"They're so like us."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Divine Desk Bins

Laughing Zone Ahead

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Comb Sweet Comb

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

Feline Evolution.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."