Itinerary Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Yes this is the reservations department, we have particular reservations about responding to travel agents"

'I want my itinerary to include a double dry martini every day at exactly 5:30.'

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Airlines

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Early model of baggage claim"