Itinerary Enthusiast Prints

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Yes this is the reservations department, we have particular reservations about responding to travel agents"

'I want my itinerary to include a double dry martini every day at exactly 5:30.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world