Itchy Problem Solver Pillows

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

Fittd shēt

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Conflict Resolution Centre

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Switch it off and switch it on again