Ironic Problem Solver Pillows

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

math faculty

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Illogic Tree

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Attitude Counselor.

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

The Solution!

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Conflict Resolution Centre

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"