Ironic Problem Solvers Pillows

"That's amazing! Didn't Mr. Perez used to walk all bent over? How'd you cure him?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

When Engineers Crack.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Innovation & Calculation

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Illogic Tree

Supply Chain

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Early Tech Support

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

math faculty

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Illogic Tree

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking