Italian Dessert Fan Gifts

Panettone

Tartine

Any time is cake o'clock

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Apple Pie Abduction

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Pasta

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"I say we move on to dessert."

Mouse with a cat cake.

Flan-eating bacteria

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Easter Egg Delivery

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Spaghetti Road

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!