Italian Feast Lover Gifts

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Pasta

Panettone

Church Basement Foodie

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

The art of pizza

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

."Negroni, Spaghettio."