Italian Dessert Fan Mugs

Panettone

Tartine

Any time is cake o'clock

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Apple Pie Abduction

Pasta

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"I say we move on to dessert."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Easter Egg Delivery

Flan-eating bacteria

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Spaghetti Road

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

I Bake. Deal with it.

It's not an addiction if you only do it once a year!

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."