Isolation Ponderer Gifts

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

A man points a remote at a hole in a grey wall

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

A-1 security from crime....

Cellphone Islands

"Yes, I'm alone."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Desert Island Surveillance.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Are these sessions as soul-deadening for you as they are for me, doctor? Let's not have a contest, Al. Or, if we do, no wagering.

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'Nuff said.

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.