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A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

A man points a remote at a hole in a grey wall

'I wonder what's on TV right now.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

A-1 security from crime....

Cellphone Islands

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"I want my job back."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."