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"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Breast Height Chart

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Dorothy and Toto

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

May I have the envelope, please?

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A divided world.

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

A politician's dream come true...

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

SOE (South Of Earth)

Djargo.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

In Disguise.

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'