Saber Enthusiast Pillows

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Welcome to the Team

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Slow Night

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

Froh

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."