Isobar Enthusiast Gifts

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Breast Height Chart

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Dorothy and Toto

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

A divided world.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

May I have the envelope, please?

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

SOE (South Of Earth)

Nor'easter Island.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Djargo.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

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In Disguise.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Oscar Victory