"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."
Irritation Analyzer Prints
Decorate their walls with our irritation analyzer prints, showcasing clever, humorous illustrations that capture their analytical and irritable side. A thoughtful gift for anyone who loves creative, witty art.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'
Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer
"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."
'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'
Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!
Jealousy
'I'm not mad! I'm fuming!'
"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"
"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"
"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
Higher Instincts/Middling Instincts/Baser Instincts.
"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."
"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."
Field hockey injury? A doctor will see you after the football concussion
Road Guilt
"Because you always do that with your fingers."
Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!
Emojis for psychos.
"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"
'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'
'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'
Protests
Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.
"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."
The Grumpometer.
'We're looking for someone who has enormous confidence during the day and who wakes up worried sick at night.'
"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'
Body Language...
Actress on botox expressing emotion.
"I think I may have stood next to someone who might have been near a place where they suspect one of their customer's partners could have had a temperature... So I've come for a Covid test."
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"The thing that should bother me don't - should I be worried?"
Irritation Analyzer Prints Collection
Irritation Analyzer Mugs
Explore our collection of irritation analyzer mugs and bring a humorous start to every morning with clever designs that speak to their personality.
Irritation Analyzer Pillows
Brighten their space with irritation analyzer pillows, perfect for adding humor and personality to their sofa or bed.
Irritation Analyzer T-Shirts
Discover our irritation analyzer T-shirts and give them a stylish way to showcase their witty, analytical side with playful, eye-catching prints.