Ironically Green T-Shirts

"I'm afraid you've got subsidence."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Watering a plant in the rain.

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

Save the Whale.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!

Nature and Man

Recycling effluent

Ecological Mortar

US Army Knife.

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

EU GreenWashing

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

Sawing Down Tree

Jim's Gym.

Native weight watchers.

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

"Oh dear, look at these - I kill everything I touch."

"Dress is casual here. We don't pay our workers enough to buy suits."

"And this is the nurse Jenkins who will be advising you on diet and exercise."

Superficial library.