Ironically Crafty Gifts

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'The Raffia Mafia.'

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."

Dip Pen Bouquet

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Why the long face?

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Knitting

Easy knitting project

Multiple Orgasms.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

1001 Hairball Crafts