Ironically Crafty Prints

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

A knitter's in and out boxes

Dip Pen Bouquet

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Knitting

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

Multiple Orgasms.

Easy knitting project

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

1001 Hairball Crafts

US Army Knife.

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

'Great to see you taking up a new interest, besides men.'