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"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Food Chain Gang

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

Don Quixote

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Don Quixote Update.

Uproarious hospitality

Alice in Wonderland - Who Stole the Tarts?

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

'Now, pull in the twine, Robin, and you'll find a stout rope attached to it...'

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Robert Louis Stevenson.

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"