Ironic Tale Enthusiasts Pillows

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Food Chain Gang

Don Quixote

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Don Quixote Update.

Uproarious hospitality

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

Alice in Wonderland - Who Stole the Tarts?

Robert Louis Stevenson.

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...