Ironic Suit Wearer Gifts

'Ed just retired.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

Born In Captivity.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

City Boy.

Career Choices

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

Input From The Front Office

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Job interview!"

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

'Going up?'

There's always a bigger fish.

'That's it, Henderson - I'm through playing 'Cat and Mouse' with you!'

Bouncer.