Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...
Wordsmith In A Suit Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wordsmith in a suit? Discover playful and sophisticated items that combine literary charm with professional style. Whether they’re crafting content or enjoying a good pun, our collection offers witty accessories, stylish apparel, and striking prints perfect for the creatively inclined who mean business.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Campaign for Plain English
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Thru versus Through Traffic
Torturing the English Language
"Meet The Author"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
Edgar Allen Poe
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
"Do me next."
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Cut Price
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
A Copy Editor and His Dog
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Backfire
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
What's normal?
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
Wordsmith In A Suit Gifts Collection
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