"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."
Wordsmith In Ties Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks volumes for the wordsmith in ties? Whether they're a writer, editor, or lover of language, our collection highlights clever, witty designs that showcase their personality. These thoughtful gifts celebrate their creative flair and keen wordplay, making every coffee break or casual outing a chance to express their passion for words.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Campaign for Plain English
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Thru versus Through Traffic
Torturing the English Language
"Meet The Author"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
Reading my Critics
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Cut Price
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Backfire
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
What's normal?
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Wordsmith In Ties Gifts Collection
Wordsmith In Ties Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the wordsmith in ties, featuring clever quotes and puns that brighten any coffee break.
Wordsmith In Ties Pillows
Find cozy pillows with smart sayings and humorous designs that add personality to any space for the wordsmith in ties.
Wordsmith In Ties Prints
Browse our collection of inspiring prints that celebrate language, wit, and creativity—ideal decor for any passionate wordsmith.
Wordsmith In Ties T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts perfect for the creative word lover, showcasing their passion for language with humor and style.