Ironic Suit Wearer Pillows

'Ed just retired.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

Born In Captivity.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Career Choices

City Boy.

Kenny Dalglish

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

Input From The Front Office

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Bark less, work more.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Job interview!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Going up?'

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

There's always a bigger fish.

Bouncer.