Ironic Sports Fan Pillows

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Couch-a-thon.

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Backfire

Alternative fielding positions

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Nice haircut."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The Unsportables: Relay

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Monster Baseball

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

Deregulated Baseball

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'