Ironic Sports Fan Pillows

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Couch-a-thon.

'Oh, I hate sport too, but I just love reading the statistics...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Backfire

Alternative fielding positions

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Nice haircut."

Playing pig

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Footballer and Bacteria.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

The Unsportables: Relay

'Here we go again...'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

Deregulated Baseball

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement