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"Here's something up your alley. 'All The Songs You've Ever Hated' in one fantastic collection."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

At the CD shop.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

The institute.

"I have nothing to hide."

"Don't mention it."

Private View.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

"Would you care for some romantic music with your dinner?"

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

"I think we're being drummed out of the firm."

2020 vs. 2023

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

"My next song goes out to all those staffers who worry about job status in light of the recent reorg. It's called 'Somehow We'll Manage'."

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

Water Music/Noise Pollution.