Ironic Music Curator Prints

"Here's something up your alley. 'All The Songs You've Ever Hated' in one fantastic collection."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

At the CD shop.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Private View.

The institute.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Don't mention it."

"I have nothing to hide."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Wussapalooka

2020 vs. 2023

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"I think we're being drummed out of the firm."

"Would you care for some romantic music with your dinner?"

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

I don't know what came over me that week – I'm not normally that creative.

Aww, they're so cute when they're playing dead.