Ironic Juxtapositions Lover Mugs

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

Devil tattoo.

Special Place in Hell...

Nicolas Maduro

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"You've always let me down in this marriage."

"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Nah, not my type."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"Your honor. I have just three questions for Ms. Fairy about her scam. One. Why just baby teeth? Why not dentures?...."

"Next song's called Dirt-poor Boxcar Man which I wrote partly in the VIP lounge at JFK in my private limo on the way here tonight."

'Eating my husband did give me a small bit of consolation for the prenup Hell he put me through.'

Divorce proceedings: "And do you, Ann Mary Thomas, agree to take it and shove it?"

'I'll never forgive him for having my charge cards wrapped up in his body cast!'

Now its time for the on-board entertainment.