Playful Juxtaposition Lover Mugs

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Devil tattoo.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Will you marry us?'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"