Quirky Juxtaposition Lover Mugs

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"I love you, you big fool."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Devil tattoo.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Assassin/Cartoonist

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

'Actually, I'm more of a control nut - not a control freak. A nut is a freak you kind of like.'

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

'I like Jazz dance, rollerblading and strip malls. And, well, that's me in a nutshell.'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist