Playful Juxtaposition Lover Pillows

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Call it Tough Love.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Devil tattoo.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Candles In Bed

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Baby Making on Board

Mysteries of the ocean...

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

'Will you marry us?'

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"