Literary Juxtaposition Enthusiast Mugs

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"I'm a street artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"The end is near."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

"Your Judaica shop?"

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist