Ironic Creator T-Shirts

Downcycling with Debbie

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Trainset

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Artist Misses the Point

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Gigolo Diary

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

The bird of peace is caged

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

The Dungeon