Ironic Crafters T-Shirts

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Harps and Embroidery.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Styrofoam.'

The Remote Olympics

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

What's Their Secret?

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Artist Misses the Point

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf