Ironic Crafters Pillows

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Styrofoam.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Harps and Embroidery.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

The Remote Olympics

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

What's Their Secret?

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Artist Misses the Point

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."