Ironic Crafter T-Shirts

'The Raffia Mafia.'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

I did it my way.

Do it yourself books.

The Origami Society...

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

What happened to "will work for food"? Will write funny gags for food. You Fusco Brothers need funny gags way more than you need your lawn mowed.

Harps and Embroidery.

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

What's Their Secret?

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I usually work in snow."

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"I had to get braces."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

Wooly mammoth

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."