Ironic Piercer T-Shirts

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Kids today!'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

Tree piercings.

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"Nice lip piercing."

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"What are your parents going to say?"

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'