Ironic Creator Prints

Downcycling with Debbie

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Trainset

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Artist Misses the Point

Gigolo Diary

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Artist using a paint roller to make abstract paintings

The Dungeon

An ironic epiphany: "Wow, right, AS IF!"

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."