Iron-fist Analyst Pillows

"You have no new messages."

Global Warmer 2000.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'No doubt about it we're really lost!...Even GPS says it can't help!'

Income Tax Return

Ironmongers

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

Military Recruiters...'Win a free trip to the holy lands'

A bulge of bodybuilders

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Monged too much this week?'

'Five years in that place. What on earth did you do with yourself in all that time.'

'Phew, that's a relief. . . No chemical weapons!'

'What's he got that I haven't got?'

Might Makes 'Right To Exist'.

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

9-Iron Man

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."