Iron Dominator Pillows

strong man bends an iron bar

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

'I can dream, can't I?'

Muscular Dad

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Mr Muscles competition

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Cattle farmer's super-market

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'You're obsessing again.'

Computer He-male (email).

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

When Technology Attacks.

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."

Big frog in a small pond.com

"I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it."