Iron Dominator Mugs

strong man bends an iron bar

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Muscular Dad

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Mr Muscles competition

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Cattle farmer's super-market

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

"Sorry, dear, but I can't come to dinner with you and your parents. However, I will sent my drone in my place."

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

Computer He-male (email).

'You're obsessing again.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"Are you sure this is only 100 pounds?"

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'Is that really what you do at work Dad? I thought you were an evil genius plotting to take over the World...'

"Would someone please send him a text, requesting his attention at our meeting?"

When Technology Attacks.

Big frog in a small pond.com

"She sits there unsuspectingly as the dust bunny lurks nearby...he he he."