Irish Pride Gifts

Happy Birthday

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

James Joyce

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

Seamus Heaney.