Irish Culture Gifts

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Irish Jig Saws

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'

The Fighting Irish Setters. . .

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

St Patrick Drives the Snakes out of Ireland.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"Shouldn't we be getting more treats this time of the year since we're Irish Setters?"

'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'

Tipperary: Long way and short way.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'I can handle the green beer, but this...'

Garden Variety Irish

Ceilidh Minogue.

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"I give up. What comes from Holy Cows?"

Gladstone's Second Irish Land Act - an Attempt to Woo Hibernia Away from Land League Terrorism

'OK... you can tell the Irish Prime Minister we've solved his debt crisis.'

Sean O'Casey.

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

"What was the deal with wearing two condoms?"

'These little green pills should help you get your Irish up.'

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Seamus Heaney.