Irish Heritage Gifts

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

James Joyce

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.

"So that's Ireland."

St. Patrick's Day