Irish Traditions Gifts

Gaelic tattoo: 'Guinness is good for you.'

Saint Patrick in a Basket

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Caber

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

James Joyce

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Seamus Heaney.

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

St. Patrick's Day