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"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

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I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Gareth Bale

Seamus Heaney

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

W. B. Yeats

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

James Joyce

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Snakes Return To Ireland

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"So that's Ireland."