Irish Holiday Lover Pillows

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

James Joyce

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Snakes Return To Ireland

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"So that's Ireland."

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

'Uh-oh, they must be looking for St. Patrick.'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'It's not easy being green.'

'I love holidays!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

Garden Variety Irish

So glad you could make it!

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."