British Holiday Lover Pillows

Ready Knotted Handkerchiefs

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

John Laurie

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Bon Voyage

Counting Blessings

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'

Rule Britannia!

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"Good Christmas?"

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Steampunk Santa

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Step one...try to relax.

Christmas Tree Lights

'I love holidays!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother