Irish Charmers T-Shirts

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Wedding Wellies

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Snake Charmer

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Windmill

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

The Country Wedding.

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

Sex and the Old City

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'