Irish Charmers Prints

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Wedding Wellies

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

Windmill

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

The Country Wedding.

'The Stepford Dogs'

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'

Sex and the Old City

"You have my pet and I have my pet!"

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."